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A person, often a woman, who finds the trashy- coulnd't care less- look Very attractive!!! E.g. to meet a man on the street, looking like he woke up in a dumpster that morning with he's ripped- never washed jeans, t-shirt, preferably a big beard, sunglasses and some "casual shoes" would be a true treasure of the day for a dumpster diver! (tattoos are often plus).
-Oh my goood!!!.... Did you just see that dude over there!?
-Dude, he was like homeless I think....
-Oh... Don't know if I care though!
-You are such a dumpster diver!
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A division of Muff Diver. When a man stacks 2 or women on top of each other (imagine the way like chairs are stacked away after a public function), and performs oral sex on them by alternating head giving between each recipient at regular intervals, he is considered to be a Holy Diver. The fast switching between recepients of the head , and the strength and persistance of tongue required to give the head is how the name came to be.
Brenda and Jennifer left the Holy Diver's house refreshed and satisfied.
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a sex position in which the woman will don a pair of scuba goggles and the man places his balls on the goggles and proceeds to shit in her mouth
Thats raunchy like the dirty diver
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where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter (shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down.
(ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
want to become a MUFF DIVER?
heres a recipe use it as a drinking game
with your friends!
RECIPE
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Irish cream
1 1/2 oz whipped cream
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a.k.a. "licking the meat curtains"
it's a great day for muff diving
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When your doing a girl doggy style and you pull it it and put it in her butt and fall over with your hands in the air and your are having a great time when they are screaming just like an experienced skydiver and a newbie.
Was hitting it so hard from being and I decided to pull the sky diver on Stacie!!!
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While a Snicker Licker prefers the cock of a certain race, the 'Godiva Diver' delights in black vagina.
Man 1: Dude, Jada Fire's smoking hot.
Man 2: What are you, a Godiva Diver?
Man 1: Yes - yes, I am.
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