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Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.
Check out my new car! It's my divorce present.
The vows the divorcing couple make to each other with hopes of a cordial post-marriage relationship. Awash in disillusion, not unlike with marriage vows, the couple untying the knot make promises of paying child support regularly, not switching weekends without notice, embracing new spouses, etc.
The divorce vows Rick and Cindy made to each other lasted about 3 months, approximately the same time as marriage vows last before disintegrating into reality.
The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.
Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
Anniversary of when you and your significant other (currently living together) were first divorced.
Mathew said, "Happy divorce-a-versary, Christine!"
(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.
"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."
"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."
Dhaunsh is called as Divorce star.Because he made many actresses,anchors and female singers to get divorce.This is no.1 poriki of Indian Cinema.His Four Fans also do the same.
Amalapaul yen ALVijay vitu pirinja bro?
Bgm...Vaa Asuraa Vaa Asuraa Vaa Asuraa
and divorce star comes in
a ugly somali boy who has seperated teeth
yacin:"look at that divorced teeth its a mabrouk"