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Domestic High Five

The act of distributing justice in a common household via the use of one's open handed gavel upon their spouse's facial bone structure.

What do you mean my supper isn't ready? I guess you want a domestic high five...

by penicillengranny87 March 19, 2011


Domestic Violence Method

When a person (usually a woman) makes false allegations of rape, domestic violence or child abuse to gain leverage in Family Court or alienate the other parent from the children. Making false allegations of domestic violence allows the accusers to obtain Domestic Violence Orders, which they use to stop the other parent having contact with their children. Accusers may also obtain free Legal Aid, free community housing etc

Father : I haven't seen my kids in 2 years because the courts banned me when Sally said I was a psychopathic child molestor.

Friend : really bro? Sounds like she really put the Domestic Violence Method into effect.

by GotSpankedAsAKidButLovedIt September 27, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gross Domestic Product

an estimate of the market value of all final goods and services newly produced in the formal economy

I saw you ruttin' on my GDP!

by tfdxvgjm May 22, 2001

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Physical domestic violence

What people do to their partner's when they're much too stupid to pull off the more socially acceptable emotional domestic violence. Such people feel inferior because they are inferior; and lacking intellectual resources for lashing out they use their bodies.

Dwayne's girlfriend is covered in bruises. He's attempting to assert his dominance and power through physical domestic violence because he's not intelligent enough to earn anybody's respect.

by pandorlla October 25, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


domestic birth control

When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


"domestic rock star"

One who works within their home, by tending the household needs and those of the family.

aka: housewife

Samantha became a "domestic rock star" a few years ago after Bill proposed.

by shaelynn January 7, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


domestic side eye

when layla says something down

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023