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The act of doing a handstand in the shower while placing legs near the shower head to rinse one's anus simulating a bucking donkey or horse.
Harry: Man, I should of wiped better.
Andy: Just do a donkey wash in the shower.
Harry: The poop water always gets in my face.
Andy: The technique is to keep your chin up.
cure for bad breath; cure for dental problems
In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.
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(n.) A beautifully endowed buttocks. Distinguishable by either it's size, shape, texture, bounce, or proportion. A donkey may only be considered solid if the observer (given the opportunity) would undoubtedly choose to salt it. (see 'Salted Donkey')
"That is one Solid Donkey"
When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.
Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.
a busted up crusty burnt bitch who tans topless at the beach preying on innocent drunk beach bums soliciting sexual acts for the low low (1.00)
damn did you see that??!! poor old craig got wasted and fell victim to that ratchet sand donkey at south beach
Someone who prepares a donkey for a donkey show.
Arrogant asshole Dr. Woods is a donkey fluffer.
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To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.
Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.
Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.
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