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(n) The perfect moron; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an imbecile.
Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation.
Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.
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Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs
You were well and truely douched maaan!
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a person that likes giving oral service to a woman
"That douche is a odd kind of janitor."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."
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noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.
adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it
noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."
adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"
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A University student who goes to lectures and tutorials wearing tracksuit bottoms.
Example:
Two uni student in a tutorial room:
Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!
(...) silence
Dave : - You're a douche.
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1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.
Jason, you are really a douche.
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