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A large dragon who is the purveyor of all that is honorable and powerful. He rewards those who follow his will with Honor Dollars and punishes those that anger him by removing their penis (very kindly). He stands in opposition to Joe and his dishonorable ways of mediocrity. To please him is to commit acts that involve the Triangle Of Honor: Face, Grace and Discipline. He is all powerful and all are nothing compared to him.
Uh, I went to Arright Parking and The Grand Dragon come to me, he say to steal their Warste Barsket!
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Another word for a hand held lighter
“Hey bro, ive got the weed, pass me the thumb dragon”
When you are about to blow a brutal kick to the crotch, the more proper way is to scream it. The yell to this kick is more commonly used for males, but can also be used on females. (A practice of trial of the dragon shown on the gif)
TRIAL OF THE DRAGONNNNNN!!
A lighter.
Do you by any chance have a pocket dragon on you?
A fart dragon is a fart that one drags behind them and spreads out around them when they stop to talk to you.
Scott needs to stop fart dragon. It smelled terrible when he came over here to talk to me.
When someone gets so high that every time they exhale smoke they pretend that they are a dragon breathing fire at tiny imaginary people.
This usually occurs while smoking weed, although shrooms and cigarettes have been known to produce some of the most ferocious dragons ever encountered.
Friend 1: "Dude, Mat hit too many bowls and now he's dragon high."
Friend 2: "Those poor imaginary people..."
Spray an entire bottle of lighter fluid in your asshole and shart onto a lit candle.
My mother was angry at me for not doing the dishes so she gave me a backwards dragon to the face.