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drug-up

Quit your job without notice.

Where's Joe he hasn't been in to work for two days? I don't know maybe he drug-up.

by Janice Clayton March 28, 2008

49๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


HIDE THE DRUGS

Exclamation to use when an authority figure (or just another friend) enters a room. Drugs and the hiding of them are both optional, but recommended.

Scene: a couple random dudes chillin someplace

some new dude walks in

random dude 1: OH SHIT HIDE THE DRUGS!
random dudes 2&3: What?????????? Dude, we're playing scrabble.

by kaytwo May 13, 2007

35๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


R/drugs

a discord server full of pedophiles, rapists, underage egirls, and worst of all Europeans.

"ay yo homie did you hear that half the mod team and the entire admin team grouped up to cover for a known rapist over on r/drugs?"

by justprince January 27, 2022

31๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drug Sire

A Drug Sire is the person responsible for introducing you to illegal drugs.
It is the duty of the Drug Sire to give you your first drug talk and keep an eye on you during your first trip.
Your Drug Sire's Drug Sire is know as your Grand Drug Sire.
Respect your Drug Sire and remember to buy him/her drugs in payment at least once.

Dude 1: Man that Jordan annoys the crap out of me.
Dude 2: Watch your fucking mouth dick cheese, thats my Drug Sire your talking about!

by Mr Drugs April 20, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drug Cherry

Virginity to taking drugs.

(after taking painkillers)
"Mom I think I popped my drug cherry"

by banditrt April 14, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drug of Life

We are all born addicted. This addiction is part of the natural human condition. This is the instinct of self-preservation. This also correlates to the instinct for genetic propagation. This is the drug of life, and it has its hold over you right now. Throw off the chains of autobondage and slavery. Cast off your self-doubts and recognize the deterministic nature of the universe. Those who recognize that humans are merely a lump of matter, that there is no hidden dimension to our physical vessels beyond what we can see, and that the soul is merely a figment of the imagination have freed themselves from this addiction. They are the true winners in life because they are truly free--free from worries about living. One cannot attain true present moment awareness so long as they have a desire for survival, for that desire is ever-present whether conscious or unconscious, planning ahead and worrying for the future.

Dude: Remember how I told you how I recovered from my addiction to the drug of life?
Dudette: Yea babe. I'm so horny right now. Let's go cuddle.
Dude: I woke up depressed.
Dudette: You're scaring me, honey. Please pet my pussy. *pulls down pants*
Dude: Farewell deterministic world! *Pulls out a sawed-off and shoots himself, splattering blood everywhere*
Dudette: That's so hot! Blood is my favorite fetish! *Tits go erect as she swirls her tongue around her lips and chin to taste the bloom. Mmmmmm.*
Dudette: It's salty and it melts in your mouth like a saltine but metallic. *Pulls out her dildo and dips it in the blood of the exploded scull of the dude.*
Dudette: *slowly inserts the dildo in her mouth, taking in the immense savoriness.*
Dudette: *moans in pleasure as she rolls her eyes*
Dudette: Thank genetics that I have no gag reflex. *begins to slowly move the dildo in and out of her mouth, gaining speed, faster and faster it goes!*
Dudette: *quickly removes the dildo from her mouth and inserts it in her pussy. Thrusting hard and deep, hitting the g-spot and practically shrieking, she finally brings herself to orgasm and collapses upon the bloody floor*
Dudette: *turns head sideways and extrudes tongue to lick a bit of blood off the floor. Overwhelmed by the excitement and her pleasureful orgasm, she is half-dazed and barely conscious.*
Police: *barge in* THIS IS THE POLICE.
Dudette: *Giggles and squirms a little as her pussy juice flows out before passing out*

by Bad C dev February 25, 2021

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


the drug war

A war waged against the people by the government from all sides , from the supply side , from the demand side , from the law enforcement side and from the mafia side.

drugs and the drug war are a bad trip

by just say no to Satan kids January 11, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž