When you get so drunk that you think that it is a Good idea to get onto a random boat full of just guys that most likely will be wanting to rape you but you are so drunk that you don't even consider it being a bad idea until the electrical and duct tape comes out. You don't remember what happened in the morning anyway, even though you are covered in bruises and you do not know why.
Beka: Hey Suzie let's get RapeBoat Drunk tonight?
Suzie: No Way, not after last weekend, I got sooo RapeBoat drunk then that I don't remember what happened but I was covered in massive bruises on Monday.
Beka: Yeah you don't want to know what happened to you, but I got us all out of there when they pulled out the duct tape
the level of intoxication at which an individual can only beep and grunt.
Jason and Alison had too many vodkas last night, and they both ended up robot drunk.
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When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".
"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"
"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."
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A person who, when consuming alcoholic beverages, is given to highly aggressive and antisocial behavior. This can range from simple verbal intimidation to physical assault. Mean drunks tend to overreact to small slights, and threaten physical violence toward anyone they perceive as threatening them. The term also implies that the person may be entirely normal when not drunk, and that it is the alcohol which causes the aggressive behavior. Contrast with a "happy drunk," who becomes much more social and frindly under the influence of alcohol.
Mean drunks appear to be a minority of the drinking population, and due to their aggressive behavior are not often welcome at social gatherings for long. Since they behave irrationally and often attack with little provocation, the best tactic is to stay out of their way.
"He's such a nice guy usually, but he's a mean drunk. Don't get in his way at a bar."
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Someone who is no longer drinking but is not happy with life. This person usually still has his/her alcoholic mindset but not the booze.
I stopped going to that AA meeting downtown because it was mostly full of dry drunks.
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When during drinking,you are tipsy or manageable and suddenly the alcohol hits you hard and you become very drunk and fall off the drunk cliff and become unmanageable
Saturday I was out drinking and one minute I was fine,next I fell off the drunk cliff
Looking after your drunk friends when you are the only sober one. Keeping an eye on them, escorting them everywhere, keeping them out of trouble and sometimes cleaning them up. This should also include making sure they get home safe with all the belongings they brought with them.
"Yeah, the dance was fun but I spent pretty much the whole night drunk-sitting Mary! She wouldn't stop telling people how drunk she was."