Dry Bag

A male that has gone an extended period of time (at least two weeks) without having the pleasure of release from an orgasm from sex with a willing partner.

After breaking up with his girlfriend, Gary went almost a month having no luck at getting laid. He finally cured his case of Dry Bag with a good old fashioned wank into his gak towel.

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Dry Beat

To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.

I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).

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Dry season

A bitch of a time when you cant get hard. You feel like you are fucking castrated..... And when you are too tired to masturbate.

I cant fucking get any fucking erections. This month is really been a fucking dry season for me.

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dry dive

To die or kill one's self by being thrown from of or jumping off of a building.

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room.

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dry shot

when you run out of cum because you had sex or ejaculated too much in one day.

I had a dry shot because i had sex 6 times in a day.

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dry snitch

indirectly telling on someone

Standing within earshot of someone, saying loudly what you want that person to "overhear":

Within earshot of the boss, you say loudly, "Yuo know Ike is just blowing off the day. He came in late and has been sitting on his ass!"

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Dry Party

A party with no alcohol

Dude #1: Hey Dude, did you enjoy that Dry Party yesterday?
Dude #2: Yeah, I could actually drive home without a hangover.

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