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dumb bubble

The demographic phenomenon of stupid, affluent rednecks having even dumber offspring. These offspring (dumb bubblers) represent a demographic cohort that is identified by the carnage they leave behind at the expense of others. Particularly prevalent during the summer and at beaches. Similar to Boomers except these dumb shits will run you over with a speed boat rather than steal your hedge fund.

Example 1
"I'm going swimming at the Pioneer Park beach."
"Be careful. Last week two people were prop-chopped by a dumb bubbler in a speed boat."

Example 2
All tramp-stamped young girls that look like Paris Hilton.

Example 3
All uber-tattooed young guys that look like The Nuge.

by BCFisher July 13, 2009


Dumb as bricks

The act of being more dumb than bricks.

Hey that chick brittney is dumb as bricks.

by mateckz January 31, 2010

40πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dumb broad

A delusional girl who thinks she knows everything but, generally speaking, knows little to nothing.

"Samantha thought she knew everything about the argument, but was really just a dick-hopping dumb broad"

by Lmsmm88 April 3, 2017

148πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Dumb lit

when with an absolute squad, one, or the group as a whole, is considered to be β€œdumb lit” under any of the following conditions:
1. When you are so sauced dumb lit cannot be pronounced coherently
2. A state in which you feel comfortable with even your shittiest dance moves
3. The state you are in when you consume so much blue UV vodka that there are no words to describe you besides dumb lit

4. The state of mind in which you would consider getting with a relatively ugly girl/guy but your bois/ladies convince you otherwise (*when β€œstupid lit,” one does it anyways*)
5. When you may be sober, but do something you’d otherwise only do intoxicated, but you’re high on life so you do it anyway
6. When ur so sauced someone says what are the odds and you say 1 out of 2

7. The alcohol equivalent of unbuttoning your pants after a heavy but delicious thanksgiving dinner

8. When you showed up to the party in a button down tucked in...but leave with it untucked and with just one too many buttons undone
9. Alcohol intoxication so potent that you wake up the next morning having ordered bright green crocs on amazon prime and a military grade laser
10. When you are so wasted that the use of this word makes sense

*can apply to people AND places

side note: the moment a β€œdumb lit” victim yaks, he/she immediately becomes β€œstupid lit”

Brad: β€œlets get dumbbbb lit tn”
Chad: β€œbrad, you just used the word dumb lit and are therefore already dumb lit... smh”

by BudKnight123 July 6, 2018

38πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dumb Donut

Someone who isn't the brightest. One could even say they have a gap between their ears. They are essentially the opposite of a smart cookie.

Carol: My sister is pregnant and I can't wait for the gender reveal. It's so exciting to find out if I'm going to be an aunt or uncle.

Carl: Oh Carol, you are a dumb donut!

by Sheepherder37 June 5, 2020

27πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dumb-Assery

The practice of acting foolish or saying something foolish when the circumstance calls for an intelligent response.

The dumb-assery of the press led to an immediate breakdown in communications, causing the riot to escalate into a battle between the police and the citizens.

by Grahame C. December 22, 2008

26πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dumb hoe

an expression TO BE MAD >;(DUMB HOE

TIANA: THAT BITCH IS A DUMB HOE SUCH A DUMB HOE
KEVEN:TF THATS MY COUSIN DOOD. +++++

by Hotbitch999turnitaround July 3, 2018

37πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž