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As charming as a 600 Volt electric eel.
Grinch has that eel charm, his smile is infectuous isn't it? Don't you want to reach out and touch him Homer?
Charming as a 600 volt electric eel.
Polish guy at barbeque grill with eel charm- I'm single.
Female neighbor- That's a shocker.
Someone that couldn't shut up & talks a lot of shit. She is always talking behind her close friends' back. She always uses Whatsapp Stories to post her pathetic life.
You know that girl? Eeling?
Yea!
She's annoying right?
Totally!!
An internet porn-video that shows a asian girl inserting a funnel in another girls ass. The first girl then puts several dozen 1 inch baby eels in the funnel and makes sure they all go into the others balloon knot worm hole. The funnel is then taken out and the 2nd girl starts farting the eels out of her ass. The first girl then eats and sucks on some of these eels that were that were fartened out by the girl 2.
people who watch eel soup videos should go to tartarus
Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.
"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"
"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "
When a man or woman of opposition (or in some cases compliance) pulls out a handheld taser and tases a mans phallic member.
Opposition: this guy got really close to me after I told him to get away so I gave him an electric eel
Compliance: me and my girl got really kinky and I told her to give me an electric eel
To clamp live jumper cables to one's testicles or labia whilst shoving batteries and electric eels up your/their ass exclaiming, "I'm fully charged now!"
Dude why tf do you look so in pani?
Because I just performed the Eel Boi