The sexiest man on earth. If you see him, hide your girl, she will run over to him like hes a magnet. He has the worlds biggest cock, usually 15+ inches.
Girl: Omg, is that Ege?
Girl 2: Omg it is *orgasms*
Boy: Oh shit I gotta hide my girl
Girlfriend: *starts sliding towards Ege*
Best person in the world, loves mac and cheese, a person who likes games and is kinda dry over text.
person 1: wow who is that??
person 2: thats Ege! :D
One of the most important and impossible exams in Russian schools. Many children (more than 50%) jump from window because of bad marks and their parents beaten with a big gold hammer. Other 50% drink a lot of vodka behind their houses with gopniks.
- What's your mark on EGE?
- I've got 20 of 100, so i decided to go live under the bridge.
- Holy shit, that sucks, see you soon.
When one dips his testicles in warm candle wax.
Bro, have you ever been introduced to Easter Egging?
No, what is it?
You dip your balls in wax.
Karina and I are doing this tonight.
A scaled designed to objectively view every game ever. Every game played has a chance to do, to some degree of success or failure, anything that a video game can. The scale is designed to encompass everything a video game is capable of offering its player or players. Higher scores mean the game offered more. Lower meaning they offered less. You can choose two games for comparison at your leisure. EX: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night 9.067/10
I am ranking this game using the Scale of EGE Objectivity.
A small guy with a small genitalia who likes to harass women in his free time. Also get a haircut.
“That ice cream stain..” -Roy Eg
Roys sorry he won’t do it again
Roys with those assholes !
When a woman excretes her period blood on to a males ejaculation
Dude last night Sabrina totally egged my nog