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Elephant Thonk: Massive camel toe, or huge moose knuckle.
Hey bro. Check out that thick girl's elephant thonk. Looks like it's trying to grow legs.
The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.
Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”
Class: “Fuck you!”
Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”
Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant
Will you give me an elephant blowjob
she gave me an elephant blow job
A person who is a conservative (or republican) that lives in an area that is predominantly liberal (or democrat)
Andrew considers himself to be a right-wing conservative, however, he lives in West Hollywood. Therefore he is a Lonely Elephant.
When you cum and poop at the same time.
So we were having sex and he elephant bombed!
Contender for the worst thing in the world; only slightly better than Elephant Peach.
Dude 1: bet you don't know what's the worst power up.
Dude 2: Elephant Mario.
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The action of inserting ones elbow or knee into partners genitals, assimilating the sensation of being rooted by an elephant.
my boyfriend was holding me from behind and out of nowhere his knee came up and elephant rooted me!