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An Eli is a funny and charming person. He never ceases to make people like him. He's talented and always just in the moment. An Eli fits so well, with everything, he fits with people and just in general. He's confident, but not cocky. Funny, but not in an offensive or hurtful way.
I wish I could be just like Eli
A guy with a super big dick
Smart and have over 130 iq
He loves girls and hates traps cause they are gays
Some sort of an extreme right person
elis is super cool and fuck off
If you're friends with a Eli just know you shouldn't trade him for anything. He will always put others infront of himself, and wouldn't hurt a fly. Hes pretty funny and can be soft at times. But no matter what he'll love you for your good parts and is pure at heart. Nice and charming for both genders.
Hey Eli!
Oh- Hi!!
Thanks for helping me through that hard time
Pfft it was all you man you're awesome.
A name for someone who attends/attended Yale (derived from Elihu Yale, the founder of the university)
Bush was an Eli, while Madison was a Princetonian.
A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.
Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.
Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW
Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli
someone who engages in 69 position with Jake on a daily basis. also one who uses 2 dots instead of 3 like such.. Ely is also someone who lacks in the height area. but behind his peach fuzz there is no chin just another fist (this may seem slightly impossible since u can see thru peach fuzz but just shut the fuck up.) Ely also knows every fucking line Family Guy has ever said and punishes u if u dont get the quote exactly fucking right.
Ely: Hey jake
Jake: No i dont want to engage in 69 position Ely
A creeper from the trio of creepers
Eli, is watching you in the shower