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Eli is the hottest guy on the planet and any girl would be lucky to have him as their boyfriend. Eli often calls himself ugly even tho we all know he is far from it . He makes all girls want him but he is set on the one he has. Eli is cute, sweet, funny, and an all around good person. Get your self an Eli
Get you a boyfriend like an Eli
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Your bestfriend in dark times who've you treated wrongly in the past. He doesn't forget easily, he's sensitive, dirty minded, extremely laid back and experimental.
He puts his small town mates first but knows they'll hold him back to his full potential.
Eli's love with all their heart and unfortunately get burnt for it; knowing the other party needs time to heal and ultimately never truly working out.
He's a real mumma's boy, loves travelling, documentaries, religious beliefs, culture, how the mind works and different experimental use.
He can be cultured and also unmotivated, laid back and stuffing face with food.
Eli is normally an athletic guy, mainly into any sport involving a ball like Soccer.
They strive to be loyal, loving, and understanding but are selective at who they give pieces of their heart too.
You know whose super laid back?
Who?
Eli, man...
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An Eli is a funny and charming person. He never ceases to make people like him. He's talented and always just in the moment. An Eli fits so well, with everything, he fits with people and just in general. He's confident, but not cocky. Funny, but not in an offensive or hurtful way.
I wish I could be just like Eli
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A name for someone who attends/attended Yale (derived from Elihu Yale, the founder of the university)
Bush was an Eli, while Madison was a Princetonian.
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A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.
Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.
Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW
Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli
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someone who engages in 69 position with Jake on a daily basis. also one who uses 2 dots instead of 3 like such.. Ely is also someone who lacks in the height area. but behind his peach fuzz there is no chin just another fist (this may seem slightly impossible since u can see thru peach fuzz but just shut the fuck up.) Ely also knows every fucking line Family Guy has ever said and punishes u if u dont get the quote exactly fucking right.
Ely: Hey jake
Jake: No i dont want to engage in 69 position Ely
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A creeper from the trio of creepers
Eli, is watching you in the shower
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