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A strange, furry toy that seems to shake in sexual ecstacy whenever tickled by young children.
The school used Tickle Me Elmo in its sexual education class.
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A Billie stan joke when Billie Eilish said that she used a Tickle me Elmo as a vibrator when she was little
Bro she you know that Billie used a Tickle me Elmo?
The "Elmo Mud Bath" Is the act of tickling someone until they literally shit themselves.
I tickled Buckwheat until he committed an elmo mud bath.
A person that takes great pleasure in eating all the food at the buffet (bacon hound), causing one's fat to impede passing through small openings
Elmo Fat Fuck caused a delay at the ISAF headquarters when he got stuck going through the security turnstile, A piece of his fat got wedged in the post. They had to open the vehicle gate while the medics attempted to get him extracted from the machinery
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When you hold down the head of your partner during oral sex and let loose a nasty fart.
This girl was going down on me so i gave her the stinky cousin elmo
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Satan. Tickle Me Elmo is a demon from the deepest pits of hell masquerading as an innocent children's toy. This is shown by it's insane fits of maniacal laughter whenever touched at all. If you find yourself in the same room as a Tickle Me Elmo, you should avoid all eye contact and should NEVER touch it. The best way to dispatch this demon to the fire from whence it came is to set it on fire, record it, and post the video on YouTube.
Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Jen?
Guy #2: What? No.
#1: The Tickle Me Elmo got him, man!
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A bachelor party paid in homage to Elmo Blatch from Shawshank Redemption. The party involves lots of tasty bitches, calling people pricks, and doing sinful deeds that others get pinned for.
Alex: Hey AJ......what are we doing next weekend?
AJ: Serious dude? It's Blake's Elmo Blatchelor Party!
Alex: Ah man...I forgot. It's gonna be so tasty!!!!
AJ: I know. Blake's gonna be the prick that everything gets pinned on!
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