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Something very important that comes up on thursday afternoon so you can miss work on Friday and go to Sevilla and eat sardines instead.
Alvaro will not be in the office today he had a sardine emergency
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Paimon: PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD
Traveler: Yes you are…
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A spare bottle (or handle) of Luxco's finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% ABV).
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer
Every College student should have an Emergency Everclear in their disposal.
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Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.
Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.
This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.
Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!
Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!
Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!
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A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.
She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.
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Emergency food is a substitute meal when you don't have the time, energy or actual materials from which to make a real meal. It will usually consist of canned goods but can be anything that will last and is easy to take from shelf to plate. Will sometimes be reduced to unusually large snacks such as Pringles.
"Can I have some?"
"No, that's my dinner."
"Pringles is not dinner."
"It's emergency food."
"I don't feel like cooking today. I'm going to bring out some emergency food."
"The fridge is empty! Tell me you have some emergency food!"
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A song by Rihanna and Akon that has leaked on the internet a bit early. People arent sure wether or not it is akon but it is. Rihanna for sure because she has her name said in the song towards the end. People think Ray L is the one doing Akons part but it has been confirmed that its Akon and he just isnt using autotunes, so he sounds a little different. Very good song. About a woman finding out her man is cheating and hes going to be in the emergency room because he'll die without her.
"You gon' be in the emergency room, i'm standing by your bed and so tempted to pull outcha IV. You gon' be in the emergency room, im fighting with myself, i cant hurt ya even though you hurt me."
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