empty birthday

The celebration of a birthday of someone who has passed away or left in some way

Last week we celebrated Sargent Thompson's empty birthday

Empty koolaid

When you bust a nut so many times that your testicules look like a empty koolaid pouch

John was in an orgy recently and I heard he got an empty koolaid pouch

emptying the tank

When a male gets rid of blue balls and feels light on their feet

"Springer is looking good at practice today."
"He must have emptied the tank on some chick."
emptying the tank- getting ride of blue balls

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empty barrel

An ignorant congresswoman

Congresswoman Wilson is an empty barrel.

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running on empty

A Jackson Browne song.

Running on empty, running to the sun.

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Empty Box

a woman who has never been ejaculated in

‘do you have an empty box?’

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Empty minded

Lacking in thought.

The empty minded guy was from California, a land where he thought you could trust everybody you meet, since everybody he met seemed perfect to him. People tend to continue to get other people to assume you trust each other if you don't ever think to tell anybody otherwise.

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