rotary engine

To correct all of those that don't know, the rotary engine is an engine that was thought of by Dr. Felix Wankel when he was 17 and he made the first prototype of this type of engine, but sadly never perfected it (he never got rid of the chatter marks). Once Mazda got a hold of it and started working on it they perfected the engine, getting rid of the chatter marks and adding a second rotor because at low rpms a single rotor became erratic and had torque fluctuations. Also, the rotor is not shaped like a dorito, it's closer to one of those old 3d doritos (if you remember those) because it is an equilateral triangle with exploded sides.

You should do some research before claiming you know about the rotary engine.

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Engineer gaming

Engineer gaming: it means that the engineer in question, is in fact, gaming.

That engineer over there is an engineer gaming.

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Mastering Engineering

A program that allows students to do assignments online. It is designed to make the life of engineering students suck more than it already does.

Student A: Hey did you do mastering engineering?
Student B: Yeah, here's my answer.
Student A: Hey it won't accept the same answer!
Student B: Our numbers are different! DAMMIT!!
Student C: Try taking a ratio of your numbers and her answer...
*ponder for a while*
Student B: Okay plug that in...
Student A: Time ran out! ARGH!!

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Biomedical Engineer

One who has such substantial skills in both medicine and engineering that they can dare to combine them to form an entirely new type of profession. They deal with any device applied in the medical world and work on advancing technologies such as tissue engineering (the growing of artificial human tissue for implantation on other humans.)Basically, heroes in the modern world.

"Did you see that biomedical engineer? Hes got to be the sexiest godlike figure of our time."

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social engineer

a master of the human psyche who may, at a moments notice, bend the will of another human to fit his own, a hacker of the human mind.

"social engineers bend human will"

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southern engineer

This means to fix something, usually without the proper tools or parts. Often duct tape is used in massive amounts. Analagous to the phrase nigger rig.

The furnace in my house is southern engineered.

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Rusty Engine

The sexual act of stuffing an extra large pepperoni pizza into the anal canal and having ones lover or partner eat it out of his or her behind.

Yeah, she wanted me to give her a Rusty Engine but i wasn't that hungry

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