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Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.
I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.
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1. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that are true blondes and those who wish they are.
2. Women who mistake IQ with hair color and use it as a basis for criticism.
3. Men who ask their girlfriends to dye their hair blonde.
Mark told his wife that she would be sexier if she lightened her hair, he has blonde envy.
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The state of wanting or wishing that one was from a ghetto.
Yo! That wigger has mad ghetto envy! Hahahahaha!
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A very funny random phrase to yell out during a quiet or tense moment. Best results when said quickly. The moment decides wether it sould be said loud or quiet.
-Now let us pray for this delicious turkey dinner...
- ...Penis envy (quietly)
- I told you to be home before dark. And you diliberatly disobeyed me. What do you have to say for yourself?
- PENIS ENVY! (loudly)
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What Mac users imagine exists in PC users
Mac Envy is an imaginary state whereby Mac users tyr to justify the selling of their souls to Steve
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The feeling one recieves after viewing a friend's myspace and seeing how popular they are.
The myspace user is usually quiet in school and makes good grades. They are generally percieved as virgins or a goody-goody. The unaware friend gets the users myspace name and adds them to their friends list. Then the unimaginable happens: the "innocent" friend has pics of herself in bathing suits, short shorts, bras, and thongs with captions like "hIT iiT FrOM dA bACk" or "HoeZ FaLl daH F*cK bAcK" Also they have like 2500 friends (96% are older males). The jealous friend then tries to step up there myspace picture game but they can't compete with their friend. The stunned friend then becomes enraged with thoughts of "whats wrong with my page?" and "why dont i have 200 picture comments?" With the stunned friend felling inadequate they close their account. Now every time they see the friend they are consumed with thoughts of anger and MYSPACE ENVY!!
unaware friend:amanda is such a nice innocent girl
amanda:here unaware friend..check out my myspace
*unaware friend going to amanda's myspace*
unaware friend:what...this hoe has lyke 4ooo friend
im so depressed know..i think i'll shut my myspace down
*next day at school*
unaware friend now has a severe case of myspace envy and hopes amanda's computer will crash
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This is what occurs when one female becomes jealous of another.
Loretta is the hot new piece around the office, attracting all the guys. Vivian has worked at said office for several years and now receives little attention. Vivian is frustrated at Loretta for this, thus she has vagina envy.
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