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A individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. Thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. Able to mimic intelligent people long enough to pass an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. Unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. A person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.
1. Massive Baby Back Bitch
2. Retard
3. Douchbag
4. Homo
5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.
6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.
2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".
3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.
4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".
5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.
6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
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gamle erik = Satan,
A word for Satan in Norwegian.
gamle erik! = Satan!
Din gamle erik! = you devil!
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This is when you are so busy using twitter on the mobile device of your choice that you are unaware of your settings. Usually happens in urban settings and involves a cell phone, twitter and a moving vehicle. Names after an early twitter adapter.
Fred just got john-eriked by that rickshaw while walking the streets of Tokyo.
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A trampoline enthusiast who spread the word of there being only two types of people in Sweden.
Those two kinds of people are said to be Drunks and Computer Geeks.
That Erik Melin sure is a prophet.
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The Erik Estrada is a sexual manoeuvre where "the man" wearing aviator sunglasses, anally mounts "the woman" who is in doggy stlye position. Next he reaches forward grabbing her forearms/wrists, and pulls her arms back to mimic motorbike handles. He then procedes to pump away, while making motorbike noises.
"When I finished giving her the Erik Estrada, I came on her back and gave her a ticket, and then ran out of the room making motorbike noises."
"I tried using cop-cliches, while doing the Erik Estrada, like, "What seems to be the trouble here?", and "Do you know why I am pulling you over?", but it got weird.
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a banging drink that consists of 99 bananas & monster
"dude that erik martell last night was the sheeee-it. more 99 less monstuh"
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A viking guy who killed a shit load of guys and then went to greenland since he got kicked out of too many places
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