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1. When one commits an act very gently, or with gentle intentions.
2. A great way to end any awkward or uncanny statement.
1. Wow, you stroked that pussycat ever so gingerly, I heard it purr all the way across the room
2. If you touch its gotta be ever so gingerly, I've got herpes.
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the worst rock band ever: a scientific analysis
Is the worst band ever Creed? Limp Bizkit? Or someone else?
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1.) Jodie Marsh. Typical Essex tart. She wouldn't look out of place in a Red Light District.
2.) Abi Titmuss. Bimbo Freak.
3.) Anyone out of Big Brother 5. Full of attention-seeking, celebrity-wannabe freaks. Quite sad, really.
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Alvin and the Chipmunks, because of their damn high pitched voices makes me want to assassinate them with any weapon.
Hey Chipmunks! Let me cheer for ya'll by pointing my rocket launcher at ya'll!
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a drinking game, where someone asks a question that begins with have you ever, for example "have you had sex in a public place?" All the people who have who are participating in the game must therefore drink.
"Have you ever made out wiht Adrian fielding?"
Everyone looks at eachother guiltyly and drinks :)
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A phrase put at the end of a sarcastic or misleading statement to imply how unheard of it is; this joke is mainly used when a person can't think of anything clever to say
"'Man, where can I get a pair of those Uggs?' said no one ever."
"'Let me Bing that for you!' said no one ever."
"'Nickelback is comprised of the finest musicians of our generation,' said no one ever."
"(INSERT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STATEMENT HERE), said no one ever."
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