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When you give everybody everything about boys
Boys: I know her lack of energy, like... go on girl, give us everything
One day, a person will realize that money runs the world. Money can be used to buy goods, buy experiences like vacations, make it easier to find and keep a girlfriend or boyfriend, buy politicians and affect the government, etc. Almost everything is possible if there is enough money.
The person will realize that they only have one life on this planet, and if they can't live it large, it's not worth living at all.
This realization will cause the person to live by this philosophy of "Money over Everything"
Fuck friends. Fuck family. Fuck happiness. Fuck love. Money over EVERYTHING.
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A term used by stores that are going out of business in order to inform customers subliminally that the store is closing and the inventory needs to be cleared out.
Random K-Mart store: EVERYTHING MUST GO! ALL PRODUCTS ARE NOW 30 TO 50% OFF! HAVE A NICE DAY!
Customer: Damn... After shopping at this store for 20 years and it being my favorite place to shop, its now closing. What's even more depressing is that they're making their customers think nothing bad is happening at all.
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The answer to life, the universe, and everything is... 42.
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes...!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
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Weekly podcast hosted by Tom and his sidekick Tim.
Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom
Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.
Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."
Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .
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when no matter what the person dose you will always be there for them. that if you lose them it will feel like such a big part of your life is gone. when a boy says "your my everything baby" they usally mean it.
boy: babe....
girl: yea??
boy: your my everything...
girl: really??
boy: yes i will do any thing to keep you and if i lost you my life wouldnt ever be the same.
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A philosophical viewpoint, a sort of Western version of wu-wei, those who expound this philosophy tend to be laid back but less than productive members of society.
Person 1: "Oh no I'll never make this deadline"
Person 2: "Yeah but everything's basically fine"