commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

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you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

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Self-execute

1. To do something yourself for yourself
2. To do something yourself to yourself
3. To do something yourself with yourself

He decided to self-execute his subconscious as to get unneeded info out of him as that subliminal flush wasn't as effective as he thought he needed.

Executive lounge

BEST GROUPCHAT EVER. Everyone in there is hilarious and i love all of u. seriously i actually love u guys so much and i hope we can meet one day☹️🙏

Shays friend: Who r u texting??
Shay: oh my FAV PEOPLE EVER. Executive lounge!

executive cuddling

having sex.

"I think I'm going to head home and enjoy some executive cuddling with my girlfriend!"

Executive Workout

To drink a couple of tallboys in the sauna after a hard workout.

Hey bob, want to hit the gym for an executive workout after the meeting tonight?

executive leadership skills

If someone says you have “ executive leadership skills,” they’re saying “you’re a little cunt.”

You have executive leadership skills!