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ex boyfriend

Men or immature boys who can't decide the difference between booty calls or a real relationship. They are like the lost boys from Peter Pan who choose to never grow up!

My ex boyfriend is a fag.

by anonymous one for the pages June 18, 2008

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Ex-Boyfriend

Someone who will want you back after they see that you are happy without them. They will also admit they were bad to make you feel better. He might admit that he's changed.

My ex-boyfriend started talking to me just because he saw my relationship status change. He told me he's changed... BS!

by musiclover_teen July 15, 2012

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deus ex

A kick ass computer game that is much more fun than wordCounterstrike/word.

Deus Ex pwns all.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

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ex boyfriend

a duche fuck who probably told you that he loved you and never wanted to let you go and then decided that you were too negative for him, even though he was the one bitching and whinning all the time about how he broke his leg and couldn't do anything, then broke up with you to go out with a whore he probably slept with in college, and broke up with you through a fucking email while you were on vacation because he was too much of a pussy to do it in person.

my ex boyfriend should lie quietly while i cut off each limb of his body with a small knife, so its long and painful.

by enigmaticsundry April 19, 2006

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Fed Ex

Name given to Kevin Federline now that Britney dumped him.

Fed Ex is one poor piece of white trash.

by allpowerfulandy November 10, 2006

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Bedeviled Ex

Meaning: A Bitter, Soul Sucking, Possessed Ex who wants you back,

A Bedevilled Woman: Is sly and crafty, doing things like dropping your post to you at work at random times, She'll make it seem that she's doing you a favour when really it's just an excuse to see you, or sending emails and texts to pick up your stuff (WARNING) this is where she tries to lure you back to her lair, she may not (try it on) but watch out for tricky questions about your current affairs and relationships, like a witch possessed she'll eat your words and use it to her advantage and will try to remind you about the very few (good times) you used to have!

A Bedevilled Man: Is much less of a threat but far more irritating, He'll constantly remind you why he is awesome and all the cool things he's seen and done since the last time he contacted you, he'll always hug you in passing, and it'll be a confusing squeeze that makes you feel uncomfortable (so don't confuse a Bedevilled man, with an Ex who is still a friend) a tell tale sign of the Bedevilled man, is that 1. He's still telling his friends you where the best at certain sexual endeavours! 2. He's trying to rub your nose in his awesomeness and constantly bringing up topics you like or things you enjoy.

Bedeviled Woman

Guy 1: She came to bother me at work today and with a load of my post!

Guy 2: Shit dude, couldn't she have just dropped it off at yours? That is one Bedeviled Ex!

Bedeviled Man

Girl 1, I'm so sick of him going on and on about how awesome he is!

Girl 2, I know right, I mean, if he was THAT awesome you'd still be together,

Girl 1, Yeah the guy's Bedeviled I swear!

by SilentWisper May 7, 2010

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ex sex

(v.) To indulge in sexual intercourse with a former partner.

Have some ex sex-you know what she likes!

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

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