Irish Exit

When the handsomest man or. woman at a party up and decides the party is over for him or her, and leaves everybody wishing they had one last look. (all other definitions are racist and demeaning, mistakenly assigning drunkenness as the reason, but the Irish know we are much smarter than this, and we want always to leave them wanting more, and this is one way to know we’ll be missed.)

Ah, Patrick O’Hagan you handsome man, I was gonna kiss you, but alas, I missed my chance when you vanished without a trace, in Irish Exit once again.

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Mexican exit

To discreetly exit a party or any type festivity without saying goodbye to anyone while extremely intoxicated.

Guy 1: hey, where'd Ricky go?

Guy: dude, I think he just pulled a mexican exit!

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Overly-exited

Overly-exited is the term used to describe someone who poops, pees, gets in a coma, has a seizure, dies, or has any kind of severe reaction to the mere sight of FREE WATER.

These kind of people are highly dangerous to hang out with cause they have bad timing and are uncontrollable. Overly-exited people have their own beaches to go to so they can do whatever they want in the ocean without nobody figuring out a clue. Only problem is when you see what the tides brought in...;

Frozen Lemonade vendor: Want some free water? -shows a bottle of water-
Overly-exited person: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just shitted, peed, and oh! I think I'm having a seizure! -faints, gets coma, and dies-
Passerby: There goes another overly-exited person..
Another passerby: Yup. Hey have you heard of the guy who shitted a fire hydrant of FREE WATER?

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exit head

One who cuts and styles his hair to fit in with the clubber/Italian crowd most notably found at New York City's club "Exit".

"Yo how was the party last night?"
"The whole place was filled with Exit Head's. I felt like I was in an episode of Growing Up Gotti."

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Seal the Exits

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.

Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"

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Asian Exit

When you subtly leave the table early to pay for the meal

Every time my uncle invites my family to a dim sum, everybody tries to Asian exit their way through. It's annoying.

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Turkish Exit

When someone "leaves" an event before ever arriving, aka when an invitation is never accepted (the declination is often expected). Usually refers to repeated activity, occurring with a friend who always has a soft excuse when invited to hang out.

J: "Did you invite Burak"
Z: "yeah"
J: "Is he coming"
Z: "No, he's pulling a Turkish Exit"
J: "You can't blame him, it's in his blood"

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