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patagonian express

noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.

The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".

by rule14niggadog June 30, 2019


danbo express

Danbo Express is a store card, credit card, or debit card, with little or no credibility. Debenhams store card is Danbo Express, so is a Superdrug store card. "Link" cards used to be Danbo Express cards but they gained credibility around 1992 or 3. American Express, Visa, Barclaycard, are not Danbo Express.
Bank of Vietnam, Pakistan, India etc etc etc most definitely is.

At dinner in an expensive restaurant where celebrities eat.
Ok man in this restaurant, if anyone sees you carry any Danbo Express cards then you are socially null and void, so just go to the mens room and empty out any Danbo Express and keep em in your pocket. Dont even mention any Danbo Express companies when you pay the bill. If all you have is Danbo Express let me pay for you.

by blakey segs February 1, 2008


Reesh Express

A journey to a far away depressing location in a blue car on Friday while the man is 1/2 a PINGA deep.

hey bruu you want to catch the reesh express bruu?

hey the reesh express is late

by the expozer June 4, 2021


Oakley Express

An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass

Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies

by MeMe___LoRd73 December 16, 2017


Pubic Express

When you sneak a tiny pubic hair into a letter and post it to a person you (don't) like.

Damn, a pubic express from Nils arrived today.

by Farcy McFarc February 13, 2016


Curry express

When someone is running to the bathroom about to unload diarrhea they are the curry express

Poo poo! The curry express is coming through!

by Henry Dawn September 25, 2018


Milton Express

It used to be in Gravesend but has disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

Billy visited the Milton Express

by Bool1234 April 3, 2019