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A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.
Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express
Disney's Magical Express Bus, except you're on your way back to the airport from Disney World.
Aw man! Our Disney vacation has ended! I guess we better hop aboard the Tragical Express. Back home we go. :(
A thought which the thinker raises to a higher level by extracting it from his brain by saying it to himself and or others, verbally, nonverbally (such as by making a sound, a face, or a gesture), and/or by writing or drawing it. Expressing a thought also confirms to the thinker and those who are made aware of it that that thought was real, clarifies it, and makes it more useful. If the thinker or someone else records the thought in writing or in another way, it will not be forgotten and may help him in the future.
The following is an example of "thought expression". Carlos felt uncomfortable as the chair he sat on rolled away ever so slightly. Determined to do his homework, he attempted to ignore the feeling but told himself, "I felt it. I felt it," turned, got up, walked to the bedroom, and on his way there told himself verbally, "I felt afraid the chair would continue rolling and I would fall on the floor. That's what happened". With his feet on the floor and his knees bent, he laid back on his bed knowing that would calm him down. Knowing he is a hypersensitive person (HSP), he knew he could not deny his feelings because when he has, his body has given him some type of pain in his back, neck, or organs to remind him to not deny the things he feels. Today he also told himself, "Por algo...", to express his realizing that "God makes me feel the things I feel, for a reason."
When you sneak a tiny pubic hair into a letter and post it to a person you (don't) like.
Damn, a pubic express from Nils arrived today.
It used to be in Gravesend but has disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
Billy visited the Milton Express
When someone is running to the bathroom about to unload diarrhea they are the curry express
Poo poo! The curry express is coming through!
A journey to a far away depressing location in a blue car on Friday while the man is 1/2 a PINGA deep.
hey bruu you want to catch the reesh express bruu?
hey the reesh express is late