doyle-eyed

An adjective to describe someone with eyes that pop out of their head.

"You doyle-eyed freak!" Robert said to the freak.

Google-eyed

A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.

"I sat in front of the screen for about 10 minutes, completely google-eyed"

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pie eyed

when you've smoked so much weed, that your eyes are all squinty and look like mini slices of pies!

Dude, lets hit the bong and get pie eyed!

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Goon Eyed

The term used when a fruity cask wine has entered and/or penetrated the retina of a person's/Goon Warrior's eye whilst participating in Goon oriented activitys.

Whilst participating in the game of Goon of Fortune, Ben 'Goono' Rees obtained a splash of fruity wine to the eye, a classic case of being Goon Eyed.

Whilst Rob 'The Dragon' Kelsey was walking home he dropped a full cask of fruity wine on the pavement, resulting in the split and extermination of the contained fruity wine, this is also a classic case.

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Chink Eyed

Not necessarily a derogatory term unless an Asian person takes it as so. Most Asians who do smoke pot have distinguished a fine line between the derogatory term (Chink) and this term. And I've met some cool Asians that will allow you to say the latter without shooting an AK-47 at your head.

This is just a term to describe the squinting eyes that one gets when taking the drug, Cannabis.

The author of this definition, KD42 is chink eyed all the time, and thinks Asian women are really hot.

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wide-eyed

"wet behind the ears", naive, hopeful, gullible.

The freshman students were a bunch of wide-eyed youngsters, eager to begin.

seegullible naive

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Pirate-eyed

"Pirate-eyed" is a condition resulting from over use of the iPhone or similar device in the dark or dimly-lit environment whilst favoring one eye. The resulting condition causes a temporary focal imbalance akin to having a patch over an eye.

Jack was lying in bed surfing on his iPhone so long that he became pirate-eyed and didn't recognize Lola when she walked in and switched on the light.

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