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Facebook

A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday

Facebook chat with your "Friend"

You: Hey!
"Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.

by Kkit'sallgood January 20, 2012


facebook

facebook is a resource for child molesters to meet the children that they will molest

molestations
sadness
facebook

by mrjayc February 11, 2012


facebook

facebook is a site for people usually with an iq less than 80 OR they are usually over thirty. perfect for stalking n poking.

chat on facebook tonight, yeah?

by wellhello333 December 25, 2016


facebook

just another web hive

facebook is so over, you should try second life!

by dlgt November 7, 2007

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Facebook

The only book teenagers read these days.

Ciera: I'm addicted to facebook.

Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.

Ciera: Good one.

by nopantszone August 2, 2010

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Facebook

The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.

Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.

Mom: Are you doing your homework son?

Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.

Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.

Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!

by NigggaPleese February 25, 2010

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facebook

The act of slapping a person in the face with a book.

I went up to Josh and facebooked him.

by Andrew_JD March 2, 2009

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