fanny chomp

When you and your partner have intercourse while your miscellaneous household pets lick and nibble on your ass cheeks. Sometimes couples enjoy using condiments such a peanut butter to attract the animals. This may also be exercised outdoors welcoming nature's finest creatures to have a satisfying bite ;) So break out the honey and get started!

naaa bra she's having a reaction to the honey we used fanny chomping last night

Team Fanny

Two girls who enjoy embarrassing themselves to the max and acting like complete penises. Worshipped in many areas across the continent as some kind of female messiahs or super heros.

'Who just embarrassed themselves in front of Joel?'
'Oh, don't worry, it was just Team Fanny.'

wee fanny

1. literal meaning: small vagina
2.commonly used in glasgow by ''neds'' to describe someone who is silly, annoying. ie dave shut up yah wee fanny.

''wit yah wee fanny?'' in english this would mean what did you say you little idiot/vagina?

vintage fanny

the vagina of the maturer woman anywhere in her 40's upwards

caucasian:" Reece's mum sure is hot!"
nubien:" yeh, she definetly is some hot vintage fanny!"

fanny dangler

a skirt woren by a girl that is so short u can almost see her fanny. this term cums from the saying "ankle danglers" meaning really short trousers.

ur mum was wearing a fanny dangler last night so i pumped her!

Fanny Pack

A gross invention of the 1970's in which one would store essential items like:

hand lotion, credit cards, make up, tampons, sunglasses, band-aids, keys, moist towelettes, a watch, mini-binoculars, polaroid instant film, hard candy, a compact, and, maybe, a rattle for your baby.

The items would be stored in a pouch that attached to the hips by long interlocking straps, or, in the most horrid circumstance, Velcro.

Tiffany: "Girl, can you hold my condoms in that fanny pack until after the roller coaster?"
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Sandy: "The strap on my fanny pack broke and all my heroin fell out in front of Pastor Thomas."

fanny magnet

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting attractive, desirable women.
opp: vermin magnet

With his fan club of catwalk models, Peter is a real fanny magnet.