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boom festival

An awesome hippie festival in Europe that takes place every two years during the full moon cycle in August.

I quit the rat race in the states to hitchhike Europe and go to Boom Festival.

by Calijah Lovechild April 18, 2014

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Festival of Stooges

A large gathering of stooges (fools). This grouping applies to stooges in the same fashion that there is a murder of crows or a gaggle of Geese.

1. The Liberal party of Australia

2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."

Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.

by Timmy_222 October 2, 2009

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Cheerwine festival

A festival attended by all groups, black, white, and everything in between, at a time when Confederate statues were still standing, without any incidents. People were getting along better before 2020 than after the statues/history were removed.

People said nothing about the Confederate statues at the time of the Cheerwine festival, they got along fine at the time, and like the statues and businesses, the festival was taken from them.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

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Festival cancer

What you get when you don't usually smoke, but buy a pack of cigarettes just to have on the music festival.

Alex: I heard you got the festival cancer?
Bob: Yeah dude, want some?
Alex: Sure, but let's go get some fastival chemo, too.

by the festival cancer. October 8, 2009

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Falls Festival

Where indies and hippies unite an an orgy of music

similar to ms, big day out, folk festival etc (falls Festival)

by yazzleDazzle January 7, 2012

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blues festival

The act of becoming innebriated to the point of losing all of one's worldly possesions, including (but not limited too) one's cowboy hat, shirt, cell phone and anal dignity. The blues festival is only culminated with passing out in a feces infested porta-potty.

"What did you do last weekend?"

"I took Jesus to the concert but he pulled a Blues Festival and I had no one to hang out with."

by karina Felix February 27, 2005

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Festival Wanks

When the Edinburgh Fringe is imminent and you're so uncontrollably excited that you just have to touch yourself.

Dave was so aroused by the Fringe 2015 programme that he had to lock himself in his bedroom due to a severe case of the Festival Wanks.

When Dave found out that extra shows were being added he had to take a week off from work as he found himself suffering from a crippling repetitive stain injury.

#festivalwanks

by Denny Duquette May 11, 2015

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