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Squiggly Flamingo

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.

I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.

by DaGooseIsLoose April 15, 2011


flamingo sisters

a group of girls who need a break away from the hubbys and kids...

a gang of girls who calls them selfs the flamingo sisters

by a flamingo sister July 19, 2006


flamingo bleaching

Wanking off whilst doing a handstand.

I walked in on Terry flamingo bleaching the other day.

by trish-morgan July 7, 2009


Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'

Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.

by Burger King Mcdonalds November 4, 2010


flamingo kickstart

a method of male self-masturbation utilizing one leg when both hands are either occupied or not desired

Rob utilized the flamingo kickstart when he was juggling at the bachelor party to effectively masturbate. He was successful.

by roberto dunn February 19, 2010


Flamingo Pump

1. to operate or move by an up-and-down or back-and-forth action with one leg raised; much like a flamingo (an aquatic bird having very long legs and neck and pinkish to scarlet plumage)

2. a seductive dance move involving thrusting of the pelvic area while balancing on one leg

The second she heard her song, she was in position to flamingo pump- no matter who watched.

by SealCaller2010 June 3, 2010


flamingo bombing

When you buy at least five pink yard flamingos and anonymously put them in someones yard as a joke/prank

Friend 1: Man last night i got flamingo bombed!
Friend 2: Haha thats flamingo bombing is hilarious, i wonderr who it was?!

by treehugger12344 October 12, 2014