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A slummy, boring city in southwest Florida full of decomposing geriatrics and foreclosed homes. The social climate can be summed up as "spiteful grapevine." Everyone has a grudge against everyone else in Fort Myers. For this reason and many others, it is called Fort Misery by its locals.
Fort Myers, and Lee County at large, is so unbelievably boring that one of their main attractions is a patch of land overlooking brackish water with a fountain that looks like watersports porn from a certain angle. Also known as Centennial Park.
Don't take my word for it; look up Lee County sucks in Google.
Girl: "Where do you live?"
Guy: "Fort Myers."
Girl: "Oh."
Guy: "Is something wrong?"
Girl: "I'm sorry." *click*
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Among many great American writers such as Walt Whitman and Edgar Allen Poe is the great writer Violet Forte. She is best known for her novel “Autumn Mirage”. This book is considered to be one of the greatest works of literature ever written. Some even consider it to be a holy text
“Wow! I heard you know Violet Forte herself! She’s a modern day Mark Twain!”
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The 2nd largest city in Indiana. We have a mediocre downtown area, but our shopping centers are kick-ass. Contrary to some opinions, we are not a bunch of redneck assholes. Most of us are very kind people.
Also, we have other colleges besides IPFW.
Fort Wayne. It's pretty awsome.
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Fort Greene Is a place located Downtown Brooklyn connected and a part of the Brooklyn Navy yard. Also has the Combined Fort Greene Projects of Walt Whitman Houses and R.V. Ingersol houses..In the Fort Greene Projects has 3 parts 1st side, The Island, And the First side. Fort Greene is also home of a the rapper Old Dirty Bastard and it also use to be the home of the Chicago Gangster Al Capone who grew up by the Brooklyn Navy Yard,, And also use to be the home of the the real 50 cent (Not the rapper) Melvin Kelvin was the real 50 cent from Fort Greene
Person X: Imma bout to be out to Fort Greene
Person Y: The Farside?
Person X: Yeah
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The small community in Southwest Virginia where I-81 and I-77 come together. It is also the land of a thousand cows, and somewhere one would not want to break down, despite the mighty array of fast food restaurants and gas stations.
Dude 1: "Do you want to go to Fort Chiswell tonight?"
Dude 2: "Why, do you want cheap french fries and expensive gas?"
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If it’s not about Sports, Farming, Hunting, or Anything Non-School related. EVERYONE knows each other’s business and have a common hate of another school named Marion Local. The guys are average and so are the girls, well, except Caden Grisez.
“Woah is that Caden Grisez? Where is he from?”
“Oh he is from Fort Recovery.”
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People with very big penis drive. Fast as frick and gets much pussy.
Oh my god he has a Kia Forte I am going to give him head.
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