all fours

(n.) One's hands and knees/legs (delete as applicable)

She was searching for the condom on all fours without her glass, when barry couldn't wait anymore and gave it to her indabutt

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Fours and Doors

A combination of the prescription drugs Tylenol 4 (which contains codeine) and Doriden, known on the streets simply as "fours and doors."

Tom: I love fours and doors.
Bill: You need help!

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four wheeler

All Terrain Vehicle (ATV)

Small, single rider vehicle that weighs from 300 - 600+ pounds. Meant to explore parts of this world that no Jeep, Land Rover, or Truck were ever meant to go. They come in wide varieties (auto, manual, semi-manual) (2-stroke, 4-stroke) (sport, utility).

Some brands are Polaris, Kawasaki, Honda, Yamaha, Arctic Cat, Bombardier, etc.

Let's go ride the four wheelers, TOMMY!

Tommy got his four-wheeler stuck in a creek! I'll go get my four wheeler to pull it out.

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Connect Four

A sexual position involving exactly two males, two females, and one double-ended dildo.

Both females get on their hands and knees and connect to each other via the double penetration dildo.

Both males stand facing each other and are connected to one female each, via the penis to mouth.

To avoid male-to-male eye contact, each male should only look at the female who he is 'connected' to.

Outlined below:

Man=Penis=>Woman<=Dildo=>Woman<=Penis=Man

Two couples, Ryan & Elizabeth, and James & Kelsey, went on a double date. Afterward, they all headed back to Ryan's place for a game of Connect Four.

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four flushing

A form of communication which is nothing more than empty boasting. A form of communication in which a person lies in an attempt to make themselves look better.

George W. Bush gave a four flushing mission accomplished speech on an aircraft carrier.

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fantastic four

1. Television show about super-human heros.
2. Movie about super-human heros.
3. Toilet-Papering group originating in Sunnyvale, CA. that strikes randomly and maintains secrecy.

1. Did your parents ever watch the Fantastic Four growing up?
2. Did you hear they're making the Fantastic Four into a movie?
3. DANGIT! The Fantastic Four got me too!

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four in the morning

A magical time in the middle of the night where everything on the internet seems much funnier than it really is.

Me: I just got a great laugh from funnyjunk last night

friend: nothing there is funny

me: I laughed my ass off at their shitty content. Then again it was four in the morning.

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