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When a person is attractive as a whole, but has a few qualities that are unattractive. The Morgan Freeman Effect states that those unattractive qualities become just as attractive as the other qualities. It is called the Morgan Freeman Effect because when you look at Morgan Freeman, a semi-decent actor, with a more than amazing voice, you think everything about him is extremely fantastic. This happens because of the one quality he is famous for, his soothing, gentle, massaging voice. This makes the fact that he is an okay actor completely irrelevant, because he is fucking Morgan Freeman.
Guy- "Why do you think shes so hot??? She has such a huge nose!!"
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."
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When a guy named Brandon blows two or more dudes at a time for shear joy of the experience. Usually happens at an inconspicuous place like the raw water pond at a power plant.
I had a great time at the Freeman Three Man. DAMN Brandon can suck cock!
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The Morgan Freeman effect occurs when a God-like actor such as Morgan Freeman appears in an otherwise awful movie and makes it awesome just because he is in it.
The Morgan Freeman effect applies to actor such as Morgan Freeman, Ian Mckellan and Tom Hanks.
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A strong urge to protect humanity from invading aliens, stop talking, destroying all boxes in sight and to crawl around in vents, that somebody gets whenever they hold a crowbar.
Jake: " hey look at this crowbar"
Mike: " carefully it might have the Gordon Freeman effect on you"
Jake: * smashing boxes with said crowbar*
A pussy so amazing and distinct that Morgan Freeman himself should do a voiceover narration documentary about it.
She was so amazing. She truly has a Morgan Freeman pussy
The aliens are coming! We've been compromised!
Hunt down the freeman? More like hunt down the refund.
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