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International fuck off day where no one talks to u or anyone all day and u can get away from all the annoying people 😁
Hi what day is it?
It’s international fuck off day so fuck off
what most wage slaves crave, redundancy with a fat payoff.
I wasn't needed anymore, I knew I was going to lose my job but when the boss called me into his office he gave me a golden fuck off. I made 20K!
The Emory simple and easiest counter to anyone that acts like a Karen
Karen: oh my gawd! Is your kid vaccinated?
Dude: yes , why would you ask that?
Karen: that causes autism you know.
Dude: Fuck off Karen
An engagement ring with a stone large enough that sends a clear message to any creeper to fuck off (and provides a visual statement explaining to him that he doesn't have enough money to play).
DJ: Wow, that's a hot bitch right there son.
DJ's Friend: OMG, check that fuck off ring, that's like 3.5 carats G. That's worth at least one organ on the black market...
DJ: God damn it, why must I work at burger king! But I'm certain my dick must be bigger than his, right? :/
An Australian term used to emphasise how you question one's statement. However, depending on one's tone and context, it may denote other meanings.
Angry confrontation with police officer;
Officer: "Um sir you were doing 50 in a 40 zone"
Wayno: "FUCK OFF CUNT as if"
Social gathering with friends and acquaintances:
Jono: "....then I fucked Julians mum"
Stevo: "hahaha fuck off cunt as if"
A goofy, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing look. Much like a resting bitch face, but worse.
Your fuck off face is killing me, Kaitlin!
What you say to someone who is being foolish or ignorant.
"She told me Obama was a Muslim, and I was like 'Whatever, fuck off Chase' "