To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )
Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight
To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.
Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...
Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.
Guy: Did you wash your hands?
To get absolutely wasted at jack scannels gaff
Here I went to jacks gaff and I was wasted
To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff
Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted
Dressing gown you wear, walking around and sitting in your gaff.
Im gonna get back to my gaff, put kettle on for a brew and get my gaff jacket on.
Faken fat house party or bake up
Yoo are you going to that fatty gaff on the weekend?