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Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023


Blow the Gaff

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.

Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?

by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009


Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely wasted at jack scannels gaff

Here I went to jacks gaff and I was wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022


Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff

Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022


Gaff Jacket

Dressing gown you wear, walking around and sitting in your gaff.

Im gonna get back to my gaff, put kettle on for a brew and get my gaff jacket on.

by Amy Mcshag December 31, 2022


fatty gaff

Faken fat house party or bake up

Yoo are you going to that fatty gaff on the weekend?

by 420/7 blaze it March 30, 2017