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When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.
After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.
When you put a rubber band around the balls.
"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"
"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"
The thing you hit your head on when you try to drink sparkling water and not burp outside
Oh my gosh! what do i do! “burps” “hits garage door”
Collusion between 2 or more members of a fantasy sports league. Usually taking place after a few beers in the garage and solidified by bumping penises.
Frank gave Cory dick warts in their garage trade, ruining the league and their genitals.
A legal way of saying you're going to smoke weed.
I'll be right back. I'm going for a garage break.
When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.
My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.
Used as slag of the mouth, commonly the mouth if a female. Usually used in reference and/or conjunction with sexual acts.
Friend1; "Damn, her face is busted..."
Friend2; "Yeah, but I'd still park my limousine in her tooth garage."