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Defined as the bad quality burgers served in less than desirable joints which when cooked give off a horrible garlic type smell which resonates through the air for miles from the restaurant extractor. Normally found on the province of Magaloof on the Spanish island of Majorca.
Dude “Man, what is that disgusting smell that keeps blowing down wind?
Chick “Dude, it’s those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers they serve down there…you can get a frickin’ egg put on top too, how weird is that man?!
Local Amigo “Hey man, that be some mighty fine local fricassee you be cussin’ there!”
1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.
2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.
1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.
2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.
3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.
When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.
“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.
A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
A sexual act where the male covers his genitals in garlic butter before beginning coitus
He gave her a Garlic Jim after they got done with their pizza.
A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid
Person A: I hit Tania with a garlic Joe last night, it was crazy
What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day
"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"