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get off my shit

A response to someone who is constantly criticizing or trying to tell you that you are doing something wrong, saying it wrong, or just finding fault in a condescending way. This person is usually a douche bag who talks shit, starts shit, can't finish their own shit, and yet wants to get all in your shit.

Synonyms: get off my jock, hop off my sattle, get off my bumper, get off my grill

Me: I really like that new song. I think I am going to download it on my ipod.

DB: That band is so passe, you are wasting your time listening to that crap. You would be better off throwing money in the street than downloading it. But you do what you want. That song will go with all the other ratty music you have on that ipod. You should just put your music on your smart phone anyway.

Me: Dude, get off my shit!

by raven2006 October 9, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


to shit or get off the pot

it means don't pussy foot around with something just do it

Bush either needs to shit or get off the pot when it come to making good desisions.

by pascal lacour November 1, 2005

48๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get off my dick

Simply means get out of my business.

More expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.

or if the girl has herpatitis

Overall... the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):

Example 1:
Joe: Your a total waist of air
You: Get off my dick

Example 2:
Otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
You: Get of my dick

Example 3:
Roommate: Your stuff is on my side
You: Get off my dick

or other random outbursts

by gridirondb8t April 23, 2007

99๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


get off my tip

Something you say when somebody has been incessantly pressuring you to take a particular action--usually one you don't want to take. Especially applicable for a man, in the case of an undesirable female jocking his shit.

Girl: When are we going to have dinner together?

Guy: Damn, bitch, I told you you're nasty. Get off my tip!

Also

Boss: When are you going to get that report to me? I've asked you for it 3 times.

Employee: Get off my tip, bitch! I told you already, I'll get it to you when it's done!

by werdtreb October 9, 2008

78๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 17, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get Off My Nuts

leave me alone

p1: hey u give me your cheeseburger
p2: Yo Get Off My Nuts

by DOKUKIRI November 22, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get off of my cloud!

A phrase used to express the desire to act freely by telling someone else to stop holding them back, or to say "fuck off." First used in the Rolling Stones song of the same name.

Can also be used if you are bitched at for blazing/tripping out, and you're on a cloud.

1. Asshole teacher: "You'll never get anywhere in life without studying, you must study-"

You: "Get off of my cloud!!!"

2. Goody two-shoe: "Smoking of any kind is bad, but it is also illegal to smoke marijuana, i will be nice and not report---"

You: "Get the FUCK off my cloud, find your own bitch!"

by biohazardvictim January 23, 2011

34๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž