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A device used by predators to recharge their cotton powered weapons.
(The predator recharged his cotton cannon at a cotton gin
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The ultimate drinking game. Not for the weak.
Invented in Stratford, Ontario, Canada.
Step 1: Find at least two friends willing to play
Step 2: Clear tomorrow's schedule (you be won't making it)
Step 3: Procure one bottle of cheap gin (26er is standard)
Step 4: Throw away the cap (you won't need it)
Step 5: The person currently holding the bottle must smile and loudly proclaim their undying affection for gin. (Ex. "Mmmmm, Gin!" or "I love gin!" - this proclamation must be as sincere as possible)
Step 6: After confirming their love of gin, the contestant must drink deeply from the bottle. (At least two swallows)
Step 7: After hauling on the bottle, the contestant MUST NOT make a DIRTY GIN FACE (the loose definition of a Dirty Gin Face is any facial expression that contradicts the contestant's previous claim of affection for gin)
Step 8i: If the contestant is deemed to have made a Dirty Gin Face, they must repeat Steps 5, 6 and 7 until they are able to conform to their guidelines (if it takes the whole bottle, it takes the whole bottle)
Step 8ii: If Step 7 is completed successfully, the contestant passes the bottle to the next person in the rotation.
Step 9: The new contestant begins again at Step 5. The game continues until the bottle is empty. (see after notes)
AFTER NOTES
1. Enthusiasm for gin lies at the heart of Dirty Gin Face - feel free to penalize contestants who are not enthusiastic enough in proclaiming their utter infatuation with gin.
2. The orthodox version of this game continues until the bottle is empty, however some matches end prematurely. For this to happen, there must be a majority vote. If a majority is reached, the current rotation MUST be completed BEFORE the game ends.
3. Since a contestant cannot see their own face, the other players have final say on whether or not the current contender has made a Dirty Gin Face. (Don't be a dick! You may find yourself in a situation where the only thing able to stop you from finishing an entire bottle of gin is the kindness of others)
4. As the group size increases, so should the size of the gin bottle. ( 26er = 5 max, 40oz. = 8 max, 60 Pounder = 12 max)
5. It's important to remember that in Dirty Gin Face, there are no winners.
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A freakin awesome Indie Rock band from Upstate New York.
Person 1: Hey, butler monkeys with little top hats are giving out free $100 bills tonight at the bar, wanna come?
Person 2: Sorry dude, I've got more important things to do, I'm going to the Dreams from Gin show.
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1. the name for a meth lab derived from the use of anhydrous amonia, a common pesticide used in farming, to make methanphetamines. Came into common usage after the advent of Eli Whitney's Cotton gin, with reguard to the proximity between the pesticide and ginning aparatus.
Keep back a little; Lyle blew up that gin and chronic last week and burned off his eyebrows.
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1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.
No longer in production
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The soul consuming depression that crushes you from within when the hangover, that you thought you had avoided, ignites an emotional cess pit between in your brain.
Usually on a Sunday evening after you've satisfied your urges for cheese and sex, and when you realize you have to go to work tomorrow and spend the day staring at a screen and dealing with absolute cunts.
Appropriately used to describe any booze induced depression, but most correctly used after a night on the gin. The high level of oil will render your dehydrated tears powerful enough to lubricate an engine.
Often used to sustain those who are currently on a real peak, while you wallow alone in the darkness of your mind.
Charlie: "Please, help.... me...."
Barry: "Oily gin tears?"
Charlie: "Just kill me now..."
Ali: "He's been smuckdown with the oily gin tears."
Barry: "I don't give a fuck, his oily gin tears sustain me."
"As oily gin tears tumbled down his harrowed face, the black ink in his brain began to boil."
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I looked at her downstairs and she had a extremely flabby gin.
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