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Glow Walker (G.W.R.) Describes the modern post y2k person whose lives are more or less their social media avatar’s journey. The Glow Walker has no real grounded soul, family, or nurture unit. The Glow Walker prefers friends or “cyber” friends to traditional family or social groups. The lack of so many social norms in the modern Glow Walker’s life fuels the need and desire to constantly witness other people’s realties and lives unfold on TV and Online to feel alive.
The Glow Walker is an automation organism that self generates their energy through feeding from the live charge the real human achiever’s radiate. Glow Walker’s always want reality TV show moments their own lives but never have real lives worth watching. Glow Walker consistently Glow Walk into any and every situation searching for someone else’s life that glows brightly. As a result, they can never be fulfilled. Glow Walker’s are raised and schooled by the American media culture, and more centrally, by fellow Glow Walker media culture graduates and peers. Their chief mode of operation is gaining stimulation and fulfillment from the study of others to create the simulation of fullness and excitement in their own lives. However, the reality that a self actualized person possesses from actual human interaction and personal development during their live’s trials and triumphs can not be “absorbed” and implemented through the study or worship of celebrities, athletes, achievers etc.
She calls her boyfriend a "hard core sportsman" although he's only watched sports on tv his whole life and has attempted to participate in any sports himself much less even gone to a live sporting event, their both total glow walkers.
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the glazed over appearence of a man after he has been given superior head followed by anal sexual relations
Brian deffinatly has some blow glow goin on!!
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The overall euphoric state after having an orgasm.
My girlfriend had an O glow after sex. She was smiling, giddy, and her cheeks were flushed.
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When you are preyed upon by a middle aged man who has an actual glow worm childrens toy in bed, then drops pants in front of you to 'get comfy' and is wearing baby blue tighty whities with skeletons on them, all while you try to take a bong rip.
Oh, man, I just got glow wormed at the after party!! I ran out crying!!!
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When a person squints his/her eyes in the same fashion of the 80's stuffed toy with a hard plastic head that looks like a worm stoned out of his mind. While doing this one must draw in very close to your partners face and stay their till they acknowledge that you are doing the "Glow Worm".
I want to Glow Worm you till you can't take it any more!
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Creepy ass stuffed or plastic worms, that glow, that eat moon drops. People obcess over them. It's creepy as hell, because they have a rod rammed up their 'ass'.
"Goddamnit Sylvie, your buying more glow worms?"
"Yes."
"Goddamnit.
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The shine that reflects off the face of a millennial as they type away on their smartphone in the dark prior to falling asleep.
“It is quite common to see the millenial glow on college campus after midnight on a weekend.”
“The millenial glow is a major symptom of insomnia in people born after 1990”
“As the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows”
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