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When you place your balls over someone's eyes.
What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.
The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.
Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.
I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
When you get the hots for your fellow drum corps members; you suddenly find your fellow members attractive due to being surrounded by them all summer.
Dan: “Hi Megan!”
Megan: “Hey Buddy!”
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Dan: “Is it just me or is Megan like really hot and thicc?!!”
Ben: “Nah man. Your just a thirsty boi. You probably have (tour goggles) for her.”
Exaggerated (and often inappropriate) attraction to an ugly person of the opposite sex caused by isolation--such as a work term in a mining camp, oil rig, or logging.
Similar to beer goggles.
"Man, check out the knockers on that one!"
"Dude, take off the bush goggles. What a swamp donkey!"
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Looking at things with nostalgic light even if it's obviously terrible.Especially when it comes to old flames.
Joe:I miss Alex.
Dave: Take off your nostalgia goggles.
Joe: Why?
Dave: She cheated on you,dumped you for a that quarterback who knock her up.
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The term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite sexes phyiscal attributes (face,tits,pussy,ass)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. When you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. When you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.
"How much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!"
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The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.
Michael loves the Alaskan Goggles
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