One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.
Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.
when spending two weeks or more at wagga wagga, girls go from a 2/10 to a 8/10
Male #1: Bro these chicks are hot!
Male #2: no bro they not, you got wagga goggles.
When you get the hots for your fellow drum corps members; you suddenly find your fellow members attractive due to being surrounded by them all summer.
Dan: “Hi Megan!”
Megan: “Hey Buddy!”
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Dan: “Is it just me or is Megan like really hot and thicc?!!”
Ben: “Nah man. Your just a thirsty boi. You probably have (tour goggles) for her.”
Exaggerated (and often inappropriate) attraction to an ugly person of the opposite sex caused by isolation--such as a work term in a mining camp, oil rig, or logging.
Similar to beer goggles.
"Man, check out the knockers on that one!"
"Dude, take off the bush goggles. What a swamp donkey!"
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Looking at things with nostalgic light even if it's obviously terrible.Especially when it comes to old flames.
Joe:I miss Alex.
Dave: Take off your nostalgia goggles.
Joe: Why?
Dave: She cheated on you,dumped you for a that quarterback who knock her up.
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The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.
Michael loves the Alaskan Goggles
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A condition induced by the lack of attractive females at said institution. Similar to beer goggles, this ailment will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.
Adam-I'm thinking about hitting that tonight
Jason- Yeah bro, me too... With a truck.
Adam-Clearly your Lehigh goggles haven't set in yet
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