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goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.

1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.

by Mickey Nation February 08, 2007


Goo Tip

a.k.a. "The Gooey T."
It's more than just an erection. It's when a guy likes something so much he gets a little goo on the tip of his wang. A tiny wet spot in the boxers is a sure sign that a Goo Tip has recently made an appearance.

"Hell yeah Matt's mom is a roast. I get a Goo Tip just watching her make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

by Stevie T-Bags June 29, 2006


WOO GOO

kickstarter slang - originated as a typo for "woo hoo" in the comments section, it is now widely used everytime a stretchgoal is broken.

Derp - I just upped my Pledge so we hit the $465'000 Stretchgoal.
Joe - WOO GOO!
Ashley - Woogoo!!!!!
Sidney Rose - Woo Goo!

by General Zar November 01, 2013


gobble the goo

A woman who enjoys giving head and swallowing cum(goo)

That girl loved to suck dick and gobble the goo

by Gregg H. April 03, 2007


Giggity Goo

Quagmire's catch phrase from Family Guy.

Peter, I just banged a cheerleader. Giggity Goo!

by Chris Souza January 26, 2006


goo gargler

A person who performs oral sex on a man & swallows
the semen when he ejaculates.

I've heard rumor's that she's a real goo gargler!
That way, she be a little slut, but still claim she's a virgin because her virginity is intact.

by L Rocker June 06, 2006


flesh goo

An extremely stoned state in which you feel like you've melted into the couch you are sitting in

After smoking an L of that haze to the face, I was so stoned that I got a bad case of flesh goo and coulda swore I became apart of the couch...

by MaikeyBoy December 28, 2009