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What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.
*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."
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A turn of phrase originating in Rochester, NY with meanings that vary depending on inflection and context. It can be a question or a statement.
1. A rhetorical question inferring that a person is ignorant or unintelligent, and that they lack knowledge or skill relevant to the situation.
2. A congratulatory phrase inferring that a third party is ignorant or unintelligent, and lacking knowledge or skill relevant to a situation.
1. What you gotta know?
2. What you gotta know!?
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What Rebecca Black does after her cereal.
Blackburn:*singing Friday loudly from his car*
It's Friday, Friday,
gotta get down on Saturda--
Wait what?
Random guy: Gotta get down on friday, n00b!
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an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"
Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"
The spinoff of the famous TV show, in this case it is the complete desire to have sexual relations with every attractive or semi-attractive females you encounter.
Cmon man! We.....we.....GOTTA FUCK EM ALL!!
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when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.
1. Hey are you feeling ok?
2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.
1. Holy shit dude!
2. Exactly bro.
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The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.
Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
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