Grab A Chair

Grab a chair means that someone did something stupid or ridiculous so they need to grab a chair and sit their sorry ass down.

Ryan: Hey Nick, I've decided I'm turning gay.

Nick: Grab a chair.

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smash and grab

A term used for a female you would have sex with but nothing else. One night stand type of female. I.e you would 'smash and grab' her but wouldn't be seen in public with her or let her meet your mum.

Look at that filthy piece over there, she is worth a smash and grab.

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bro-grab

n., 1. the act of a bro embracing another bro, typically with only one arm and often with a closed palm back pat. 2. an uncommitted hug.

"Yeah, we cool - we always bro-grab"

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grabbing ankle

to take a shit so awefl and painful forcing you to grab your ankles for
a: to better push out the shit
and
b: to help cope with the strain

dude, where did seymore go?

i think hes in the bathroom, he said he wasnt feeling well.

he's probably grabbing ankle

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neck grab

A verb, the act of being on hot pursuit of a certain attractive female, knowing in your mind you have no shot with her, but you stoop down to clifton standards because of the influence of alcohol, by just grabing her neck and making out with her.

Dannyc neck grabed the shit out of that drunk ass bitch then gave her Mr. Nasty time at the 39th st. Moontower in Sea ile City.

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Grab-and-Go

When you grab something, and then you go.

Triggered Tro: "Dude he just pulled a Grab-and-Go!"
Irrelevant Person: "Yeah! he just grabbed that thing and ran!"

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Power grab

The attempt or action of acquiring or accomplishing something that was previously unattainable but is now possible through newly acquired power.

The "stimulus" bill of 2009 will go down as the biggest political power grab in American history.

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