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When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.
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Refering to farts that resemble a grandpas odor, or a nursing home, this is most common in women or after a man eats fast food. If the fart does not smell like slough it's prolly gonna be some gramps...
"holy shit dude, that's some grandpa ass!"
"dude, it's gramps!"
"that Burger King gave me some serious granpa ass!"
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Unscrewing the air conditioning vent and placing feces inside the duct and then replacing the vent.
Jay did an Upper Decker at Caseys house, so Casey got him back with a Grandpas Attic... Jay doesn't mess with Casey anymore.
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When you run in on your mate having sex and shout "That's not how the kids used to do it in my day!"
Jesus Christ, Gary angry grandpa'd me last night, I think Brittany's parents heard!
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The "cool" grandpa.The One That Always Gives You Whatever You Want.
Uncle Grandpa: Want An IPhone 6
Me:Umm....Yep
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Grandpa jack is the one thing that God can`t compare to. He has been around since 001 BC. Grandpa Jack has the most human teeth ever, collecting them from his brethens graves and keeping them in a bag made of the sun Galactica.
Oh my Grandpa Jack!
What in the name of Grandpa Jack!
I swear it on Grandpa Jack...
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