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The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.
I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.
Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.
OR
Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
When your fingering a girl for so long that your fingers get pruned and wrinkled.
“Hey why yo hands look like that”,
“Oh I’ve been granny handing my girl”
When a G.I.L.F. reaches climax, the sauce that proceeds to come out is granny’s yogurt.
Tom: hey man I was doing this smoking hot GILF last night
Mark: sick dude did you get a taste of that granny’s yogurt??
I wear granny pannys on my head at school there soft u should try it
Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
Daisy Dukes on somebody too old to be taken seriously.
That old queen has some nerve parading around in her Granny Clampets.