Boys who could have potential if they washed their long hair. A greasy scrub has a nice face which is hidden, wears skinny jeans with large hoodies, and attempts to skateboard. They are usually emo-wannabes, that look as if they have butter poured on the top of there heads, leading down to their faces.
Rachele: Ewww, Tyler's such a greasy scrub, just look at that hair.
Sophie:It's like he bathes in butter.
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almost butt fucking a chick; cock-to-ass contact without the anal penetration
Greasy Pierre! Shit, I'd rather butt fuck ya!
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When in any occasion a guy wipes the sweat from his balls on a girls upper lip.
Like a Dirty Sanchez, but with ball sweat.
Also see Greasy Rosita.
It was a hot day out so I gave her a Greasy Sanchez. I told her it was just water though and all day she was going around wondering what that funny smell was.
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When you fart and shit a little bit.
Those prunes gave me a greasy Maxine.
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When you need to make up a phrase to discredit your political opponents to the police.
The MP for Glasgow had a greasy night woth supporters, and shouldn't be trusted.
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The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.
Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...
Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!
or
Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.
Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!
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A beta-male lacking in many regards. Greasy Gregs go through life high off their ass, and get lost in their own grease. Never showers, never studies, never has sex in their life. Can be found in trailer parks across the country. Greasy Gregs are often the product of incest.
Nick: What do you think of Tom? I heard he fucked some ugly fat bitch last night.β
Shaqueefa: βHell naw my nigga, Tom could nevah fuck anybody. That mans is a Greasy Greg!β
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